when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
I remember saying "sorry" to the blunt before throwing it out the window
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
I decided staying home, watching porn and masterbating was a much better choice than the gym. And I was right.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
I think I'm making a tradition of going to every funeral with at least one sex-related bruise. I don't know how this happened.
Hatred of squirrels is the least of my hereditary problems.
Good rule of thumb: only list personal references with whom you have hallucinated
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
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