Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
We have literally factored in $2200 for bail money in the budget. This vegas trip will be out of hand. We are signing confidentiality contracts.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
Randomize
