Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
This means I've slept with 2 ppl that live in vans...my life is complete
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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