Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
I swear every time I make the effort to make my hair look nice, someone jizzes in it.
For future reference, when you see people who look like Rosie O'donell, do not tell them they look like Rosie O'donell.
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
With a butt like mine I'll never have to pay for Netflix again.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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