Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
you know he's having a sex change. I can't believe you called him "titty man" to his face....
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
That girl next to you randomly said that she fits into a queen sized pillow case
WTF.
I guess I was trying to make a cheese sandwich, I had to change my sheets cuz I slept on it and the cheese melted all over me, Dave, and my bed
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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