Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
As long as you don't die I'm in full support of your drinking decisions
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
I've learned something. I regret way too may Tuesdays in my life to be normal
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
I puked walking onto the plane. How do you think my post-Birthday hangover went?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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