What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Not rlly sure. Might just drink and sleep. Gotta wake up for my last rabies shot lol
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
And then I fed you egg rolls in bed as you were screaming I'm moving out
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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