so he went down on me and i thought i heard him say "you're smelly" to my vagina
i got awkward and finally asked him what he said
he actually said "you want some dick?" to my vagina. which is worse? either way he's talking to it
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
I made him fuck me with my coat zipped up and a unicorn mask on. That level of drunk sex. Weird and creepy yet highly satisfying.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
Do you remember punching the light out in the bathroom? I didn't, and that was at bar 2 of 4…
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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