it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
The National Anthem was on so I had to have a beer
you're wrong. we DID have sex last night. just ask your roommate. you seriously don't remember him asking to join us?
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Why we can't turn this into a healthy friendship where I cheat on my boyfriend with you and you feel better knowing everything wrong with my life is beyond me.
Its Nebraska, I'm sure im not the first person to wake up hungover in a corn field.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I'm just going to take a nap and hope I wake up more attractive.
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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