This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
he wasnt into me til he saw how good i was at ms pacman. wtf why does this always happen? when she kisses pacman it was a little awkward, so i made my move. i went for more than one kind of banana last night!
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
When nipples stop being hilarious I'll stop getting them out in public.
When i like your selfie it means one of two things. 1. thats a nice photo, friend. OR 2. I wanna bend you over a table. But youll never know.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
If your talking about a poncho I WANT ONE
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Get over here and bring your drill!!! The strippers next door need help installing a stripper pole by their pool
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