We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
I just found a beer pong ball in my mail box. I think its a sign
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
Just sold this kid "Magic Furry Apples". He is way to high to figure out they are just peaches.
At least he's a nutritious stoner...
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
Well I just put wine in my tea
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
Dude, please tell me you know why there's a naked chick asleep outside my room.
Nothing kills the mood like him going to slap my ass and he hits his balls at the same time
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
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