She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
Does puke ruin car paint? Good thing it's raining.
He showed me his sex playlist and it looked good, so I slept with him.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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