It smelt so bad when i tried biting off her underwear that i didn't want to touch with my mouth
so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
She's the barista slut.
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
No, not at all. Pulling a condom out of your vag at 2pm is NOTHING like finding $10 in your winter coat. Stop trying to make me feel better.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
BECAUSE SCIENCE
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
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