It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
and honestly how many chances will you get to hook up with a one armed guy?
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Your subconscious sucks. Mine is awesome. I have a recurring dream where I manage a chocolate factory run by big titted hookers.
A) you're a liar. B) that would be awesome.
I know, I know. But we've discussed my friends and appropriate social behaviour, and I'm pretty sure topless karaoke was a no-no.
I need a hoe opinion
go on
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
Just found a handle of Tito's in my TV stand
Can't recall when I put that there, but let's goooo
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