I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I think being a buddhist has made me a better drunk
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Wearing scrubs to buy plan b so I look like I have my life together.
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
I think the cashier could tell I was sad. All I bought was penis shaped food and chocolate
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT HOLY SHIT
So I just ran in to the Couger you saw me take home last month who i haven't talked to since then at Wawa and she was PISSED.. APPARENTLY i fucked her niece last week
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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