sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
so he came in me this morning and i was like WTF DUDE. i called him Daddy until he agreed to pay the full $40 for plan B. He wants to name our Patrick because it will be a st pattys day baby. absolutely NOT.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
cops woke me up on the sidewalk and asked where my shoes are.. fuck if i know, im sleeping on the sidewalk! actually i didnt say that, i just cried until they gave me a ride home.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
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