and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
tell her no need for introductions. and that you've read about her on the back of toilet doors.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
My T9 text prediction thing keeps predicting every next word is going to be "midgets".
While you were in the ER we decided to tailgate in the parking lot until security told us that's not allowed.
Screw them and thier engaged asses. I've got liquor to drink and boys I don't know to make out with.
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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