Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I should be sponsored by Trojan
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
Ive yelled into your vagina. There are few lines we haven't crossed at this point.
SHE SITS THERE LIKE A DICK LIKE AN ACTUAL DICK JUST LIMP AND DUMB AND BLAH
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
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