ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
Just bought a McDouble with a tightly rolled dollar. The lady just gave me a sad face...
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
I really wish I had added "blowjob on a slide at a playground" to my bucket list before last night.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
You kept running up to random groups of people and saying "I'm a Dallas Cowboy Cheerleader so we all have to chug our drinks!" and they all listened to you.
Yesterdays boozy weather forecast has been extended to today
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
Btw when I was saying "fuck you" I meant it like "be quiet beautiful princess"
Exactly best part of my night he took of his shirt and surprise traveler fanny pack
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
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