I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
And. No one ejaculated on anyones face. This is all wrong
our school mascot just walked into class and threw condoms everywhere. welcome to college
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
There should be a blender full of rum, tea, and grape jelly in the freezer. She thought it was a good idea until she blew chunks.
The vodka told me to go iceskating on my frozen pool. I may have attempted.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
i woke up with a kayak in my amazon shopping cart with 1 wrong digit on my credit card and the transaction wasn't going through.
Randomize
