one two three fourrrrnication!
Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
What did you want me to do? You know I don't like fat people. I'm an asshole to them sober it only gets worse when I'm drunk
That doesn't make it okay! You tried kicking the girl's mom out where we were having the party at!
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Either allow it in a formal toast or i will drunkenly tell your in-laws while i'm dancing on their table. either way, the truth is coming out
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
You said your legs stopped working and then pulled yourself around the floor with your hands.
That explains the wood chips stuck in my nipples.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I see myself subsisting on tequila for the next several days.
FYI, his "son" is a Chihuahua.
I can feel the shame as I walk down your hallway.. good night
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
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