i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
He tried to puke in the 14th hole and when I told him to stop he started chanting "hole in one hole in one"
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
You know your life has gone off the rails when waking up in a Spanish hospital with alcohol poisoning and no memory of how you got there is not even your top wildest drinking story.
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