S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
i don't know what the guinness world record is for longest time eating nothing but skittles but i'm going on six days
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Strip club or gay bar tonight?
I am an emotionally compromised bisexual.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
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