She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
You need to come get me. I'm pretty sure that gravity's going to crush my brain
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
Best part of Friday afternoon drinking? Having ping pong balls thrown into my cleavage.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
It probably would have happened but I just can't picture myself losing my virginity while laying on top of his Quiksilver duvet set.
A dude I dated in high school just put a status about National Coming Out day. I checked his relationship status. He is dating a dude. Hello, Friday.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Pretty sure I was naked for most of the night.....success
I have a video on my phone of someone streaking in my house last night, do you have any idea who it is?
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