now I know why they wanted me to come. apparently gay guys are stripper magnets
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
I am seriously considering thanking Macallan 18 in my thesis acknowledgments.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
He fell off a seesaw, tore half his ear off and somehow convinced the paramedic he was allowed to have a beer while being treated
Every time I get scared about the fact that I'm falling for him I remember that he juggles and is hung like a mastadon and everything is a-ok.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
We were licking ciroc off the poker table
He spelled Steven with "ph", needless to say my nose was almost bleeding from the amount of axe he was wearing.
I think I fell in love with her when I saw her kick a freshman in the chest
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
He told me he was my brother roommate in college after we fucked, but already knew that so I had pretend I didn't know that.. like how I pretended I finished. 2/10
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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