Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
This was the fourth year in a row I got arrested at Pride. Pretty sure that qualifies me as a legend.
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
people need to understand when I say I don't want to drink anymore that doesn't mean tempt me with another bottle of Jose Cuervo.
I've made a new rule for socializing in the winter: if it doesn't involve me orgasming or getting drunk I can't make it
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Bahahaha I just turned on the fan in front of the elliptical to avoid puking//try to get some baywatch hair going and the guy next to me thanked me because he was "getting nauseas from the smell of stale sweat and tequila"
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