operation harelip BJ is a go
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
I can pinpoint my loss of innocence as the moment I started masturbating with my teddy bears
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
We've been staking out a taco bell for 2 hours trying to find last night's one night stand
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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