tell your sister to shave her snatch
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
there's sperm and chicken noodle soup everywhere
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I really hope the fuck ferry pays me a visit to close out 2011 properly.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
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