let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
we had you propped up in a chair and fed you donuts. i've never seen you happier
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
How drunk you think somebody has to be, that they think that putting out a profile pic like that can be even a slightly good idea?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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