Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i was so high i thought his mole came off and was flying around
I dumped him because he's never seen star wars. I'm certain I did the right thing.
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
this is going to sound stupid but when I was drunk and thought I was a stripper where I did toss my pants?
regular news: took many shots of tequila.....bad news: woke up with a toothbrush and vagisil next to me.....good news: clean as a whistle
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
Do you remember whose house we're in?
there is glitter all over my balls
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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