He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
Lesson learned: don't hide your vodka in your little brothers toy box.
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
do not give him the "i just had sex cake" i repeat DO NOT give him the cake. things didn't go well
answered a 6 am booty call this morning...you were still in the er so I thought what the hell
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
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