she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
When you text me tomorrow to remind me to mail your parking pass, also remind me to make sure i did NOT pack my vibrator for this family vacation
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
I will blow you tomorrow if you bring me food tonight. Like a payment plan
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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