i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
You're 21st was epic. I woke up at 6 a.m. on the floating beer pong table in the pool with a beer still in hand. Didn't even spill any
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
he called me his ex's name during sex then proceeded to cry while still in me
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
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