Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
how can getting a pizza be this hard?
when you've been drinking 14 hours anythings impossible
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I've started brushing my teeth at 6pm, because honestly alcohol is the only thing I consume after that
she stuffed her marc jacobs purse full of cereal
classy
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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