I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I want you more than these girls want KFC
Hi, my name's audrey!
Max?
Sorry, this girl is phone-stealing drunk.
why weren't you at the audition last night?
booty call before role call
you came home soaking wet, and when I asked where your umbrella was, you pulled it out of your bag and were so proud you kept it dry.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
He had a shameless baby voice when he was talking to my dog. There's no way I'm making it through the night with my clothes on.
Oh I will totally be your beard, but on one condition I get to watch you and your boy friend have sex.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
Woke up in my boxers on a subway with a phone number written on my arm in lipstick..Best Night EVER.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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