Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
im about 40 per cent sure i invited the bouncer to our pajama party next weekend...
We're gonna take a moment of silence to pray... that his penis is as pretty and as talented as his brothers.
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
Guess who just got caught by mall security having sex in a car in the parking lot... at noon. This chick.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Ummm so he didn't think I was serious about breaking up... Most awkward conversation ever
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