Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Probably twitter. Never underestimate a psycho girl with wifi
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
Being able to fart in her presence and not be judged is why I pay half the rent.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Dude I got in an Uber this morning and he goes “I drove you last night”\n“You got your dick sucked in the back seat”
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