She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
In other news: I massively over-caffeinated this morning. Everything is vibrating and I can SEE THROUGH TIME
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Do plants get herpes?
who is this
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