We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Officially drug you out of White Castle last night by the hood on your sweatshirt after you cussed out the attendant and stole the satisfaction guaranteed sign because they were closed!
And then we felt it necessary to continue drinking for another 4 hours, yikes
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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