if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I created another version of Halloween, it's called swalloween, whatever girl in a slutty costume you bring home has to swallow or forever be known as the holiday grinch
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
Dudes don't just lick butts of chicks they're not into.
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
is 250 jello shots considered an open container?
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
