marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
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