she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
Seriously I just dipped a banana in vodka I really need to stop drinking
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
He stopped in the middle of us fucking so he could turn on lithuanian techno music. And the sad thing is that it was the best sex of my life.
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