Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Being this Hungover on Easter has brought my closer to Jesus... I swear he had to feel shitty like this after coming back from the dead
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
The words "me," "sober," and "new years eve" do not go together. Ever.
No joke, I just found $85 on the ground. Must be because I bought you all that liquor. So much good karma.
Last night I woke up and the national rep of his frat was sucking my toe.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
Who needs sounds of the ocean? I just fall asleep to whatever chubby he is banging next door.
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
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