I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Thanks for last night. Sorry if i was obnoxious. I respect your morals and i wouldn't want you to lose your virginity to a drunk girl in your mom's prius.
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
as we waited for a manager to come open the door that we broke while having sex on the wall, we decided to go round two in the hallway before he came back.. god i love hotels.
Do ex girlfriends even count for summer sexcapades. Seems like the damage had already been done
Victory lap
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Few clarical questions about last night: 1. How did we get home? 2. Am I wearing your underwear? 3. Where is Andrea? 4. Guy with nose ring last night hot?
1. You tried hitch hiking "like a pro" and flashed cars while sticking out your thumb until I called Michael. 2. I don't know but probably. 3. Who is Andrea? 4. Hot.
My life is pants optional.
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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