we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I have to keep checking she's breathing. This is why we don't drink on Sundays
Dude. Remember the only two rules I set for that? Always have a sober friend and don't do drugs with a fat chick.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
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