Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
it's been a while because I don't count the hooker
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
YOHYFONSO!! YOU ONLY HAVE YOUR FIRST ONE NIGHT STAND ONCE!!
He wants another date...I mean he's cute, but I just am not ready to give up my glamorous single-girl lifestyle here.
you mean the one where you drink out of the carton and don't wear pants?
Yeah, and pee with the door open. It's the little things.
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I missed you last night. I'm sure he will never forget the night i sang my heart will go on into his penis like a microphone
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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