At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
No you don't understand. This tree is really alive. Like in Pocahontas.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
The guy got mobbed on, all hell broke loose. About 20 cops showed up, and this kid somehow convinced a cop that letting him pee in front of him is justifiable. This guy could sweet talk Hellen Keller, he was THAT good
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