I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
i'm not entirely sure that 'not getting kicked out of the bar until it got dark' really classifies as 'doing better'
It was like good, clean fun, but with bodyshots.
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I can already tell, the amount of fun I'm having right now is not nearly going to compensate for the amount of "let us never speak of this again" I'm gonna have tomorrow
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I have the liquor shits and this time, it's personal.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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