Thats how high i was. The fact that he looked like Seth Rogan was apparently a good thing.
Operation Purity has been aborted
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
If you're not going to call the girls I bring around by name, at least don't call them by number. It's been cockblocking since girl #47. Dick.
The highlight of my night was when you proclaimed that the man standing next to you smelt like grape medicine...
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Hook ups at LEGOLAND don't count right?
Are we playing inappropriate sexual encounters bingo?
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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