So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
My cock is literally on the edge of falling off. Fuck Vegas.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
All I know is if i get a free preview weekend of HBO then I am recording Kindergarten Cop.
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
New one isn't as good asmy ex. She won't put her tongue up my butt
Peter this is your "ex"
I stand by what i said
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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